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Disclaimer In order to accommodate the American's With Disabilities Action, O'Jacks will be receiving a delivery of Fondable menus in three weeks. (/Disclaimered) - The Monkeys On Backorder


Disclaimer O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., do not condone the actions taken by a pile of spilled coleslaw. O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., wish to let their adoring and loyal patronizers know that while we acknowledge acts of nature, we do not condone these actions if perpetrated by employees or staff. O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., further wish to assure the public, that we have sent flowers to those who were affected by the unfortunate closing of our favorite store in Lakeland, Florida. O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., is sad that the store was deemed borken by the Health Department. O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., vehemently denies any involvement, and even strongly disavows any knowledge that O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., willingly ignored incubation spaaaaaace for what the News Reports have smeared our, O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., reputation with creatures called Ratches. Nor does O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., confirm, deny, acknowledge or support the possible insinuation that O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., are directly responsible for either the so called Ratches or the creatures known as Ratchantulas that have been supposedly reported to have taken over the Lakeland Square Shopping Plaza. Since O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., can firmly state that their initial problem with the Lakeland area Health Deportments have been taken care of and completed O'Jacks Burgers and Fries, and it's Parent Corporation Rushed, Inc. LLC., lawyers can say without a doubt, that the Ratchantulas have no direct involvement with our product line at all.

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