From Shotgun Shuffling
My First Incorporation is pleased to announce the following product lines to be introduced for the 1888 retail shopping season. My First are first and foremost, the only product that you will ever buy, when you first need one. Satisfaction assured and guaranteed.
Our fine products include, but are not limited to:
- My First Training Bra. What grandmother doesn't want the best for their grand daughters. 100% burlap to ensure a snug and secure fit.
- My First Lasso. Get them little doggies, partner. But be careful to not shoot your eye out.
- My First Musket. Revolutionary re-inactments with 100% authenticity. Modern materials smitheys have recreated the ability for today's children to live yesterday's battles. Be sure to include are soon to be released My First Drummer Boy kit to have a full battle recreation.
NOTE: My First Incorporation does not assume responsibility for the mishandling of our products now, or for the foreseeable future. User responsibility should be first and foremost in every little cowpoke's mind set.