From Shotgun Shuffling
Mr. David Allen Stevens. 34 Years old.
Teaches English at Lakeland Senior High School where Ashlii and Pumpkin visit his class. Lives next to either a playground with a ball field, or an empty lot where the neighborhood kids play baseball. Is sick of hearing their cries for their lost baseballs that have landed in his yard while he listens to his television. His wife died due to being hit by a baseball.